Secret Names
Okay, I've found several of my secret names. Since I seem to have multiple personalities, I guess I should have names to go with them.
Elf: Silmarwen Varamir
Hobbit: Peony Moss of Lake-by-Downs
Cyborg: D.E.B.O.R.A.H Digital Electronic Being Optimized for Repair and Accurate Harm
Fantasy: Gwauwin
Smurf: Megatron Smurf
Jedi: Carde Kenbra of the Planet Prozac
Harry Potter: Minerva
Fluffy Kitty: Powderpuff Merryweather
Redneck: Dancin' Stockings
Small Goddess: Brunhilma, Goddess of the Mariana Trench (I knew I was deep!)
Oompah-Loompah: Sugerfreak Crackmonkey
Christmas name: Tinlsey Reindeer
Santa's Little Helper: Trumpy Hot-Gnome
Live your life in such a way...... ....that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...... "Oh, S**t!.... she's awake!!"
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